isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

(via lolsomeone-actually)

butt-rhettler:

Relationship goals

(via wican)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

(via theofficialpolice)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via googlechromosomes)

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

(via officerbread)

gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

(via officerbread)