asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

(via adultnapped)

baconsprinkledpipedreams:

Neo was the one or whatever but Morpheus was still next level bruh

(via obamaflakes)

nbcparksandrec:

"My initials are private."

"Well then just put in any three letters."

(via thehilariousblog)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(via chesterloaf)

coolator:

coolator:

hmm..

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hmm..

(via pagingme)

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

(via googlechromosomes)

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

(via chesterloaf)